Friday, August 17, 2007

Innocent Babaghai (Parrot)

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this and looked at the beautiful bird, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought how and where the parrot had been raised.


When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh when explained about the situation and considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
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Current music...shy guy-Diane King

44 comments:

mindinside said...

hey it sounds more a teaching lesson than a joke!

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

parrots amaze me! :)

Geets said...

man! that was funny!

Janice Thomson said...

Ha!...I'm with Andrew - parrots have such amazing talent

Jac said...

mind
Yes,It is...in a way.

Jac said...

andrew

:)

Jac said...

geets

Thank you for treating it only as a joke.

Jac said...

janice
:)

Anali said...

Oh I love this song! I haven't heard this in such a long time. And very funny joke!

Um Naief said...

oh, those dang parrots! ;)

love it.

kat said...

Hee hee, I hadn't heard that particular parrot joke before.

Shahrzad said...

hi dear Jac,

lol...the moral of the story is this:
Never buy a parrot or you'll get to know some family secrets! lol...

shimmer said...

ouch! busted! c-o-o-l one! ;)):p

Gazza said...

good one,did you hear about Irelands air disaster,a 2 seater plane crashed into a cemetary,rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies,digging continues lol.

CapCity said...

that was a funny joke...maybe i'll get a parrot! lol;-)

Keshi said...

i love multi-colored parrots!

Keshi.

Rose said...

Not so innocent afteral.... :D

..Me

freddie said...

that's great!
ciao from Rome
freddie

Nabeel said...

hehe, funny .. made me laugh.

LADY LUXIE said...

bwa! a! a! a! a! a! a!...Reminds me..we used to have a myna bird that could whistle like a pro whenever a lady would pass by hee! hee!...It could also expertly inquire if you've had dinner...could also bark and meow...I miss that bird...

ey'..passed on an award to yah!..Come lookie' over me' bloggy' home...course you might already have been given it...in any case..I'd like you to have it :>

starry nights said...

That was funny Jac..made me smile.

Gillian @ Indigo Blue said...

Jac
Too cute! Thanks for the laugh!
xo
Blue

Mizrepresent said...

Jac, hilarious! lol! Love the music! Soooooo much!

b o o said...

too funny :)

mystic rose said...

oops.
:)

goatman said...

Thanks for the laugh. I really didn't see that coming.

Jac said...

anali

Thank you for the visit.

Jac said...

um naief

Yesso...Those parrots are amazing, isn't it ? LOL

Jac said...

kat
That is because you don't read my jokes as you used to.
Come again and I will give you more.
Thank you, kat !

Jac said...

shahrzad

Or, if you want to know someone's family secrets, buy their parrot. LOL

Thanks for the feed back.

Jac said...

shimmer

Yep, busted lock, stock and barrel.LOL

Jac said...

gazza

What is the body count now.LOL

Thank you buddy.

Jac said...

cap

Better not, unless you want to send a message to someone.

When you want to sell your parrot, I will buy it, cap!

Jac said...

keshi
I have one multicoloured that doesn't talk.

You need that one ?

Jac said...

rose

OMG! so, the blame is on the poor innocent parrot who just said a truth ?

You need one that lies ??

Kalyanee !!!!

Jac said...

hi freddie
Welcome again.

Jac said...

nabeel
Welcome back and thanks.

Jac said...

luxy
Thank you for the award and I accept it with plesure.
As I was given that earlier once, please I am not giving it to anyone unless you will accept it again.

I want to buy your myna if you want to sell it. LOL

Jac said...

starry

Your radiant smile makes many people to smile including your sis and me.

Thanks for the smile.

Jac said...

gillian@indigo blue

I am flattered with the compliment.

Thanks.

Jac said...

mizz

Delighted to hear that.
Thanks for comment.

Jac said...

boo

Makes me smile too. Thanks.

Jac said...

mystic

Miss you here a lot.

But thanks for being here. Your presence add spice to my blog.

:)

Jac said...

goatman

Long time no see.

Thank you for remembering and coming back here.