Thursday, June 12, 2008
An unsure cowboy.
An old cowboy sat down at Starbuck's and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my hogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
The old cowboy eyed the woman and asked ''what do you do young lady ?"
"I'm a lesbian."
"I spend my whole day thinking about women."
"As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. "
"When I shower, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. "
She continued with a gleam in her eyes, "It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The old cowboy looked surprised at first, but later nodded his head in agreement.
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man entered and sat down on the other side of the old cowboy.
He surveyed around and finally his eyes lingered on the old cowboy. There was remarkable respect in his eyes.
He asked him with admiration , "Are you a real cowboy?"
The old cowboy hesitated a moment before replying, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
Current music :- "Bye, bye traveling bues" by Merle Haggard